4 alarm clocks strategically placed throughout my room. one backs up the other, and the other backs up that one. after a night of Corona, and crazy shots, these clocks are an absolute necessity. it's quite difficult to wake on your own with only 3 hours of sleep under your belt. these clocks ensure that i wake only to rub my bloodshot eyes, and ponder this question....."why did i drink so much"??????

he glows in the dark, sucks up sun all day. but at night reminds you to just go slow!!!!!!

i slumbered the early morning hours away. just so comfy in bed with my dog. then i was startled by the ring of the home phone. i chose to ignore the ringing, and just check the messages later. about 15 minutes after the "call' i checked the caller ID, and pushed *99. OMG, i listened in awe as the stern, pyscotic voice rambled on about a mandatory "face to face" meeting. my body shook with fear. this message was in no way polite, or expected. this person tore me a new ass, and murdered my voice mail at the same time! people can be very verbally abusive. however, when they spit ill words at the voice mail....you know you are in trouble. so i sit sipping on my coffee, hands trembling, still in a state of shock. wondering...if the voice on the other end could "murder" my voice mail, then a "face to face" ensures absolute doom. well, 3 more newports, heaps more coffee, and i may have to return the call, NO i have to return the call! it was the voice of the beast.

 if i want to be treated like a piece of crap, seems all i need to do is get on my Kawasaki, ride a bit, stop off at a pub...and then. i am way too disapointed to even put these thoughts into any thing. i have very high expectations, and i am strong-willed. so naturally i have to butheads with every man who steps in my path. here are the facts......i may speak to you, have a drink, chat a bit, ride with you. however, i will not have sex with you, touch you in any other way than a handshake, and conversation DOES NOT mean i am attracted to you.